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Jokes of the Day

January 22, 2023 By admin Leave a Comment

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

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